There are many different fashion statements you can make while on a bicycle. This post will go over some of the many styles you can achieve, on or off the trail.
Road Bicyclists
To look like you're a serious road rider, you need to achieve this look. First, shave your whole body, even your head. Wear spandex shorts and shirt, preferably with beer logos on them. Ductape electrolyte packets to your bike and be sure to wear clip in shoes. Yell at mountain bikers and drink coffee nonstop. If you don't own an expresso machine you're a fake.
BMX
If you wanna look like you tear up the skate park and look real hood, you must follow these steps. Don't wear a helmet, wear a beanie or a trucker hat. Wear the tightest skinny jeans possible, and gauge your ears as big as you can. Wear skate shoes and baggy t shirts. Ride in front of cars and piss people off.
Mountain Bikers
Lastly, if you want to be the coolest of bike riders, you must dress like a mountain biker. Flannel shirts are a must. Goggles and a helmet with a long visor are also needed. Designer shorts that cost $200 and socks with beer logos on them. Wear gloves and a camelbak.
Choose your fashion wisely, you want to fit in the scene. These fashion statements can be costly, painful, and sometimes you might look like You're in a Halloween costume.
Fun and silly.
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