Wanna be a Mountain Biker?

So you wanna join the mountain bike crowd? follow some of these steps and maybe you can be a real rider.

Step1. Buy a bike. Many people own one bike, but if you want to do it all, you'll have to buy at least 5, sell your car if you have to.

Step 2. Spend all your money on bike parts, it doesn't matter if you owe a friend 10 bucks, spend all your money on bikes. You may show up to a birthday with no gifts, but hey, at least your bike looks cool.

Step 3. Get to know things riders talk about, get a Pinkbike account and when you aren't riding, you can watch people ride on your computer.

Step 4. Learn the lingo. Wanna sound pro? Just use terms like "yo" "bro" "dropping" " and you'll be sure to get respected.

Step 5. If you are slower then a friend, at the bottom of the trail just say you crashed, and no one will know that you're just slow.

Step 6. Post way to many photos of you riding on your facebook and instagram accounts. If you cant ride very well at all, just post a picture of fancy bike and people will think you ride fast.

Step 7. If you are worried about crashing on the trail, don't worry, just be sure to record it, because crashes get lots of views on the internet.

Step 8. If you wanna look like you have style, buy a black BMX bike, get a tattoo, get gauges, and wear skinny jeans. Also don't wear a helmet, wear a black beanie

Step 9. If a girlfriend tells you "it's me or the bike" go with the bike, your bike won't get mad if you ride someone else's.

Step 10. You will probably never get sponsored by an energy drink company, but if you put a big redbull sticker on your helmet, maybe some people will be fooled.

Follow these steps and learn the rest from your biker friends. See you on the trails "BRO"